What does ABCD... stand for ? This:

        America
        Based
        Confused
        Desi
        Escaped
        From
        Gujarat;
        Housed
        In
        Jersey;
        Keeping
        Lotsa'
        Motels
        Named
        Omkarnath
        Patel;
        Quickly
        Reached
        Success
        Through
        Underhanded
        Vicious
        Ways;
        Xenophobic
        Yet
        Zealous


American Born Canadian Desis

America Brought up Chu*** Desis

Amriki Born Cute Desinis