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Top Ten Signs of an Indian in USA

Ten tips to recognize an Indian in USA:

1. She wears a frock, but has a pigtail
2. He searches for buttermilk in a supermarket
3. She searches for chilli powder in a supermarket
4. He talks a lot about the problems of living in India
5. She talks a lot about the unclean streets of India
6. He says the Indian politicians are the cause of underdevelopment
7. She says the Indian bureaucrats are the cause of inaction
8. He talks about the harassment at the airports in India
9. She talks about the cheapest air-fares to India
10. He and she jointly decide to go Macdonalds to eat french fries.