The way things are going, the chap probably has an anonymouse-id by now.
Specially if he is posting matrimonials.
"Handsome, healthy, wheatish-complexioned, 3 x 10^7 years old, 5'7" tall
Prince-Regent (with green card) seeks homely, well-bred wife less than
The boy (sic) has been married once, two twin sons by first marriage
i.e. highly potent, first wife missing (believed to have been swallowed
by her over-protective mother (don't ask, thanks)). He is an excellent
archer, but he thinks he is some kind of divine incarnation (don't they
all!). Bit of a daddy's boy, will do anything for the old man.
Prospective girls should have NO interest in any golden deer they happen
to see in the forest. (Trust me, this has proven to be A Bad Idea the
first time around.) Should be willing to relocate to Ayodhya. Must like
camping in the wild for several years, if necessary. Some foreign travel
involved, including kidnapping and incarceration by physically deformed
asuras, etc. Also, must be willing to deal with monkeys on a daily basis.
Serious replies only. Include daytime telephone number.