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Anonymous choadhan choadhan sab koe'ee karai hai choadh sakay na koe'ey choadhan ka jab samay aa'yay Lan k-haRay na hoe'ey! Un kee shaaDHee maiN thamboo lagaanay chaloe Valimay kee daiGHaiN pakaanay chaoe!!
Ather Siddiqui ([email protected]) Aur bhi cheezain buhat see lut chu-ki hain dil kay saath Yae bataya doostoon nae ishq furma-ney kay baad Is leay kamray ki eak eak cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main "Eak teray aa-ney say phah-ley, eak teray jaa-ney kae baad"
Mohammad Imam ([email protected]) Aadat jo padi ho hamesha se door bhala kab hoti hai rakhi hai chunauti packet mein patloon ke neeche dhoti hai!
Vivek R. Prabhu ([email protected]) Well, you have one famous poet in Pakistan, Allam Iqbal, who wrote quite a few humorous poems in Urdu. An example is a spoof on the poem, Dasht to dasht, dariyan bhi na chodhe hamne, behre zulmaat mein, dauda diye ghode hamne. He converted it into a poem describing the relationship a person has with his in-laws. Saaliyan to Saaliyan, Saale bhi na chodhe hamne, Eehle-susraal mein dauda diye, ..... hamne. (Fill up the blanks here).
Adnan Masood ([email protected]) Balti main bhar kay paani tayra aks daikhta hoon balti hila hila kar tayra raqs daikhta hoon
Ather Siddiqui ([email protected]) Jab ka-ha tha aa-ou tho aa-tay na thae Bin ke-hay aab bar bar aa-ney la-gae Ya kabhi wo bae-rukhi, ya yae karam sath aab bach-choon ko bhi la-ney la-gae
Dilawar Figaro Muj-hay maaN ka pyaar naheeN mila magar is baap say kya gilaa mairee walida thoe yeh keh thee hai thairee walida ko'ee aur hai!! Yeh thoe theethar-o-chakoar haiN wahee pakRaiN unkoe jo choar haiN main chakoar-akoar ka kyaa karoaN mairee fakhtha ko'ee aur hai!!
Mohammad Imam ([email protected]) zahid agar ibadat mein dam hai to jaa masjid ko hila nahin to aa baith doo ghoont peele aur masjid ko hilta dekh
Vivek R. Prabhu ([email protected]) Dil se niklee baat, asar karti hai. Par nahin, Parwaaz magar asar Rakhti hai.
From: [email protected] (Ghayasa) Suna hay, kal ik sas ko bahoo nay peet diya To is khabar pay yeh hungama Char soo kya hay Shohar say larnay jhagarnay kay hum nahin qaa il Jo saas hee ko na thonkay woh bahoo kya hay.
From: [email protected] (Ghayasa) Abstract Art kay mulbay say yeh niklee daulat Jis ko sanjhay thay anannas woh niklee aurat. Aik tasveer jo kamal-e-fun thee Bhains kay jism pay, oont kee gurdan see thee. Naqsh-e-mahbood musavvir nay saja rakha hay. Main yeh samjha keh Tapai pay garha rakha hay. Is numaish main jo utfal chalay aatay thay. Dar kay maaon kay seenay say lippat jatay thay.
From: [email protected] (Adnan Masood) 1. Neend kaysay aaj aaye gi teen tangain hain chaar pai ki Main nay naheen kiya tujhay badnam yeh sharatat hay tayray naai ki Khood na aao to bhaij do qasid raat kat-ti naheen judai ki 2. Sudharain shaikh kaabay ko ham inglistaan daikhain gay khuda ka ghar woh daikhain ham khuda ki shan daikhain gay 3. Shaikh ji council kay voter hogaaye lijiaye chakray say motor hogaaye
From: [email protected] (Sandeep S Bajwa) Sheikh sahib ke yeh Bebakiyaan dekhiye Maikade main yeh chalakiyan dekhiye eik botal to lee masjid ke paisoN se Eik pyala rabb ke naam ka pee liya
From: Jaydeep ([email protected]) Here are few more Humorous shairs Main Unki galiyoon main gaya aur kaha dil se dil mila lo par jab unke baap ko dekha to kaha bartan kaliyee(shine) kara lo Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya
"Har roaz `aadaab' `aadaab' kartee thee ... aek din daab liyae toh khafa ho gayee."
From: [email protected] (Vivek R. Prabhu) Thanks for the encouragement. On these lines, Ek Aur Sher Yaad Aaya. Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehta Hain, Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
From: Arvind Upadhyay ([email protected]) A contribution for your humor page. Khuda kare hasino ke bap mar jayen bahana ho maut ka aur ham unke ghar jayen. Aisa mat kah jalim yeh mahapap hoga kabhi too bhee kisi hasina ka bap hoga.